I love Pepsiman!
You should love Pepsiman too.
Look, everyone! It's Pepsiman!
Pepsiman is so
See? He agrees! Look at how much he loves Pepsi! He loves Pepsi, so he loves Pepsiman!
Do you love Pepsi?
Since you now love Pepsiman, just like me, you must love Pepsi!
Or... do you not love Pepsi?
Well, there's no chance of that being the case. You love Pepsiman! But maybe we should put your love to the test.
If you pass the test, we can be best friends!
You wouldn't want to disappoint me, would you?
If you choose Pepsi, I love you!
If you choose Coca-Cola, you're dead to me.